Friday, June 21, 2013
Solstice Yard Waste in Search of a Match
After a decade of neglect, the fabricated legalese of our psychotic neighbor - a midwestern cross-dresser whose drag persona is based on Mary Tyler Moore - persuaded the Landlord to send his house trombonist to trim the overgrown Bougainvillea spilling over from Ms. Moore's yard (s/he suffers from Boundary Confusion Disorder). We were left with several temporary (I hope!) environmental sculptural forms, two of which I present for your consideration. I'm tempted to spark one up and commence to leaping, but the whole goddam shithouse would probably take. No great loss, but there's books and records in there!
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Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Downey? I don't even remember.
Nigel bundled in the minivan. It was that Rally-Obedience Annual Thing. What was it? Look at that foot! Paw I mean. Heading home after dark I think. Hence the flash and the faux-Chloe eye.
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Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Exclusive preview of Bruce Lee bronze statue about to be unveiled in Chinatown. Here, Bruce seems to be saying "It's been a bad day; please don't take your picture!" in his charming patois. Visitors to LA's historic tourist destination will now have an opportunity to commemorate their adventure with a souvenir photo. But be sure to stay behind the little white fence and "Please Keep Off the Statue"! This has been a DougH on the Go! Exclusive!
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