Thursday, July 26, 2012

"I'm Garfield... Fly Me!"

I've been agitating for this Sunset gutter find as a contender for the CCCP-SCC's backyard cinema research seminar, but I'm afraid to actually check it out. I'm guessing its some kind of low end virtual reality simulation; mildly S/m interactive porn for middle-aged female fans of Garfield. And not that pretentious hi-falutin Bill Murray version of Garfield either. I initially read G's airline pilot getup as a Gestapo uniform, but that would certainly be in poor taste. Science compels me to retire to my laboratory with some Jergens and Kleenex to make a thorough assessment before proceeding...

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