Friday, June 21, 2013
Solstice Yard Waste in Search of a Match
After a decade of neglect, the fabricated legalese of our psychotic neighbor - a midwestern cross-dresser whose drag persona is based on Mary Tyler Moore - persuaded the Landlord to send his house trombonist to trim the overgrown Bougainvillea spilling over from Ms. Moore's yard (s/he suffers from Boundary Confusion Disorder). We were left with several temporary (I hope!) environmental sculptural forms, two of which I present for your consideration. I'm tempted to spark one up and commence to leaping, but the whole goddam shithouse would probably take. No great loss, but there's books and records in there!
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Downey? I don't even remember.
Nigel bundled in the minivan. It was that Rally-Obedience Annual Thing. What was it? Look at that foot! Paw I mean. Heading home after dark I think. Hence the flash and the faux-Chloe eye.
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Saturday, June 1, 2013
BRUUUUUUCE!
Exclusive preview of Bruce Lee bronze statue about to be unveiled in Chinatown. Here, Bruce seems to be saying "It's been a bad day; please don't take your picture!" in his charming patois. Visitors to LA's historic tourist destination will now have an opportunity to commemorate their adventure with a souvenir photo. But be sure to stay behind the little white fence and "Please Keep Off the Statue"! This has been a DougH on the Go! Exclusive!
Thursday, May 30, 2013
This Is Your Last Chance, Baby!
If you want to catch this 5 X 18 ft sucker in the flesh, you'll probably want to get down to AndrewShire Gallery (3850 Wilshire Blvd. #107, Los Angeles, CA, 90010 - 1 block west of the Wiltern Theater) today - although now that I check, the gallery says it's open until Friday, which is the 31st - OK by me. In any case, I don't have a wall that fits it, so go get your BSBBHB,E on! You know what I'm talkin' about.
Friday, May 24, 2013
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Rotterdam Jam Phase 01
Sunday, May 12, 2013
Friday, May 10, 2013
Monday, May 6, 2013
Sunday, April 28, 2013
BUS STAGE INWARD
Finally got around to watching Lindsay Anderson's 1967 short The White Bus, which - informed by his background in industrial PR documentaries - is kind of like Magical Mystery Tour if it had been made by Throbbing Gristle. It's just one of 80+ films on my streaming queue that are suddenly scheduled to disappear on Mayday - including Kubrick's sumptuous noir Killer's Kiss, Altman's early JD B-flick The Delinquents (starring Tom "Billy Jack" Laughlin), Ken Loach's Kes, Richard Lester and Spike Milligan's The Bed-Sitting Room, Billy Wilder's One, Two Three, and Peter Brook's Marat/Sade -- as well as such less widely celebrated celluloid artifacts as Alan Johnson's Solarbabies (one of the finest post-apocalyptic rollerblade movies in the canon), William Dear's Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann, Denis Sanders' Invasion of the Bee Girls, and Philip Kaufman's debut Fearless Frank - a high-camp 1967 Jon Voight superhero vehicle narrated by Ken Nordine! I'll have to burn the midnight crackpipe to plow through all this material by Wednesday, but luckily the whippets are all tuckered out from their triumphant visit to Eugene. More on that later...
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Pitta in the 'pITA
The highlight of the San Francisco launch event for 'patacritical Interrogation Techniques Anthology Volume 3 at ATA/Other Cinema (Craig Baldwin's 28-year-old underground microcinema) was undoubtedly Pitta of the Mind (Maw Win & Amar Chaudhary) translating found email spam poetry from the turn of the Millennium into swinging intergalactic electro-transmissions. I made a video, so hopefully that will find its way online soon, but in the emantime, here's a couple of action shots, and a sampling of the spoems:
bodhisattva cohomology
Any dahlia can brainwash short order cook of, but it takes a
real lover to for lover.Any trombone can approach fundraiser toward, but it
takes a real guardian angel to traffic light of cleavage.piroshki remain
sprightly.
lower adult drum electrophoresis
- Essie Russell
earring 6 alchemists
Sometimes tornado about flies into a rage, but inside
grizzly bear always learn a hard lesson from cream puff defined by!Most swamps
believe that from fruit cake graduate from around scythe.And derive perverse
satisfaction from the dark side of her scythe.
giuliano liable spine pullman devious symbolic groom atkins
- Colleen Hunter
cab driver 666 cream puffs
Indeed, toothache about require assistance from polar bear
of reactor.Most cigars believe that grizzly bear from pour freezing cold water
on bottle of beer defined by skyscraper.globule defined by toothache is frozen.
propagate inholding dactylic ballast riotous deuce bad
- Simone Boudreaux
decor briar drawl
Unlike so many boys who have made their niggardly roller coaster to us.Unlike
so many cups who have made their cosmopolitan reactor to us.bottle of beer
around is ghastly.Where we can ostensibly mourn our nation.For example, living
with chestnut indicates that class action suit living with organize recliner
around dilettante.
sheridan factual folklore mammalian moorish halfhearted carte
- Tommie Esposito
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Monday, April 1, 2013
Art Art of the City, Art Art Oh yeah!
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Monday, March 18, 2013
Achieving Otherhood
Venice renaissance man Gerry Fialka, who introduced Craig Baldwin's Tribulation 99 at the EPFC Launch Event for 'patacritical Interrogation Techniques Anthology Volume 3, wrote an essay for Otherzine entitled Nothing and Stay Out, which links 'pITA3 with Rodney Ascher's film Room 237: Being an Inquiry into The Shining in 9 Parts and Robert Guffey's book Cryptoscatology: Conspiracy Theory as Art Form. Here's the link: http://www.othercinema.com/otherzine/?issueid=29&article_id=172
Otherzine is the inhouse organ for Baldwin's Other Cinema, which will be hosting the 3rd 'pITA3 Launch Event at ATA Gallery in San Francisco's Mission District at 8ish on Saturday, April 6th - stay tuned for details!
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Ecce Flentem Homo
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Gone to that great Gumboot Clogeroo in the sky!
Just heard on the Mannlicher Carcano Radio Hour that Canadian C&W icon Stompin' Tom Connors has ceased stompin'. Which I guess makes Mannlicher Carcano the greatest living Canadian musical act. Assuming Gogo is still going. In any case, if you are unfamiliar with this great man's oeuvre, it's sort of like Mike Myers doing Johnny Cash - Gumboot Clogaroo is as good an entry point as any, but I recommend spending some time exploring or reacquainting yourself.
Friday, February 15, 2013
Tordiment! Tordiment!
This very day a tordiment shall commence which will decide forever who is the true cool guy - a noble, courageous audio collagist striving to bring humanity's listening habits in line with today's amazing future, or a couple of bitter punk-rock fashionistos wallowing in a phony nostalgia for a cultural moment that never really existed? Come cheer for your team. There will be blood! I mean wine.
PS: Friday Feb 15 1-3 PM
The Prospectus at The Pacific Design Center
Ste B226 8687 Melrose Ave
Bring a picnic luncheon and floor cushion
(Current show "Paper" includes work by 2 of tordimenters.)
PS: Friday Feb 15 1-3 PM
The Prospectus at The Pacific Design Center
Ste B226 8687 Melrose Ave
Bring a picnic luncheon and floor cushion
(Current show "Paper" includes work by 2 of tordimenters.)
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Thursday, February 7, 2013
A Night at The Bellagio
Actually I'm guessing all the Chinoiserie is by Venue Arts, including the big snake. I couldn't quite hear, but I think Pasha was saying "Get the hell out of the shot, kid - this is MY scene!" Fake Warhol polaroid portrait of the author in front of fake Factory wall on it's way...
They wouldn't let me take pix inside the show, which has a silver double Elvis, a silver Liz taylor, a dance step pattern, and much later work, including an awesome diamond dust portrait of Georgia O'Keefe. But dig these two Warhol/chocolate intertextualizations. Blow this one below up to read the amended Warholisms- "14 minutes longer than this chocolate bar will last!"
Sunday, February 3, 2013
First Videos of 'patasonic Research
Christian Cummings performing a folky translation of his song Everything is Industrial Looking from his free DL LP "Slavebation" at the 2nd Launch Event for 'patacritical Interrogation Techniques Anthology Volume 3 at The Institute for Figuring in Los Angeles, Feb 01, 2013. The uplifting coda was left off because it would blow too many minds too quickly, and my Canon Powershot's memory card filled up. But we have some HD tape as well and will be compiling a complete version when our schedule permits.
Everything is Industrial Looking
From out of the men's room
a whistler passed me
passed some gas, shirt tails out, hands washed,
whistled "I'm a yankee doodle dandy."
Friday, February 1, 2013
Air Force One at The Reagan Library
Here's a few artsy details of Air Force One in the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and Center for Public Affairs in Simi Valley from my visit there in January 2006. Actually, I just remembered I wrote an article comparing it favorably to the newly reopened Getty Villa... let's see....
Ah yes, here's the relevant bit, and I'll post the whole shebang after the jump...
Luckily, you don’t have to go far for an authentically fake vanity-museum experience, as I recently learned on an expedition to the wilds of Simi Valley. The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and Museum is in its 15th year of operation but has only really been beckoning strongly since Ronnie’s highly publicized funerary rituals and, more recently, the installation of the full-size, intact, actual Boeing 707 that served as Air Force One from February 1973 (Nixon) to August 29, 2001 (you know who — conspiracy-buff alert!).
Reagan, like all politicians, was a sociopath. What set him above the herd was the combination of a fierce authoritarianism (unswervingly oriented toward accumulated wealth) with an otherwise relaxed amiability utterly devoid of content. This pretty much describes the conceptual parameters of the RRPLM as well: It insists on Reagan’s greatness but never bothers to make any kind of argument to support it, offering up instead an array of discontinuous diversions of dubious — or nonexistent — historical merit. So where there are a pair of captioned photos tucked in a corner that obliquely reference the Reagan administration’s sponsorship of the Afghan mujahedeen, there is a massive gallery devoted to the history of the U.S. Cavalry, though RR served only sporadically in the reserves.
But I’m nitpicking. Apart from the busloads of schoolchildren, what kind of person would go to the Reagan Museum to learn anything about history? You go there to see the enormous portrait of the president made entirely out of jellybeans. And the replicated section of the Berlin Wall with graffiti conveniently translated into English. And the broach spelling out “Just Say No” in rhinestones presented to the first lady. And the gummy stealth bombers and “Peace Through Strength” sportswear in the giftshop. And the fashion-mannequin-guarded re-creation of Checkpoint Charlie. And the mismatched copper-finish thrift-store coffee urns in the replica Situation Room. God is in the details. Or is it the devil?...
Launch Event 2 for ‘patacritical Interrogations Techniques Anthology 3
Launch event for ‘patacritical Interrogations Techniques
Anthology Volume 3
8 PM Friday, February 1st
The Institute for Figuring, 990 N. Hill Street, #180,
Chinatown Los Angeles, CA 90012
In conjunction with the Printed Matter LA Art Book Fair
Featuring performances, screenings, and readings by
Christine Wertheim, steve roden, Brian Tucker, Sheridan Lowrey, Christian
Cummings, Colin Sackett, and Margaret Wertheim. PLUS: A rare screening of the
hippy-era interpretive dance film depiction of Protein Synthesis
Free and public, donations welcome, refreshments will be
served!
Editor Doug Harvey, The IFF, AC Books and r.a.m.
publications + distributions present the second in a series of salons
investigating the permutations and combinations of ‘patacritical Interrogation
in conjunction with the publication of the ‘pITA3 collection.
'patacritical Interrogation – a real world implementation of
the principles of French playwright Alfred Jarry’s science of ‘pataphysics --
picks up where James Shelby Downard’s King-Kill/33: Masonic Symbolism in the
Assassination of John F. Kennedy leaves off – on the brink between paranoid
conspiracy theory and avant-garde literature.
‘pITA3 offers a solid introduction to this exciting new
field for readers unfamiliar with ‘patacriticism, as well as a samplings of the
very latest developments for those already entrenched in the discipline, with
contributions from Craig Baldwin, Peter Blegvad, Christine Wertheim, steve
roden, Jerome Rothenberg, John Higham, David Cameron, Jerome McGann, Richard
Shaver, Clayton Eshleman, Peter Frank, Doug Harvey, Sheridan Lowrey, Colin
Sackett, Edward Lear, and more! Copiously illustrated.
‘patacritical scholar Christine Wertheim’s offering a brief
introduction to Belle-Époque ‘pataphysical saint Jean-Pierre Brisset and the
performance of frOg-sExe-sOng-crOak an original Brisset-inspired text-sound
composition.
The world premiere of artist/musician steve roden’s new
short film you, like a bridge.
you, like a monorail. which charts the hidden connections
between a map of the Disneyland monorail and the sheet music for Simon &
Garfunkel’s Bridge Over Troubled Water.
Independent researcher Brian Tucker presenting a brief
overview of the life and work of Richard Shaver -subterranean alien contactee
and discoverer of prehistoric holographic “Rock Books”
A continuous looped screening of UK bookmaker Colin
Sackett's passively dictatorial subliminal Powerpoint poem
"aboutenminutes"
Maverick art historian Sheridan Lowrey projecting the
insights of her Duchamp After The Museum of Jurassic Technology Before the Fall
essays into cyberspace and the speaker/audience landscape in a talk based on
her current online project at www.centerforresearch.blogspot.com entitled To
Give to Be Seen: How to Stand to Present
by Duchampian/Lacanian Mechanics
Artist Christian Cummings, known for his Spectral
Psychography project in which dead artists create drawings via a ouija board,
will contribute an as yet undisclosed musical performance, which may or may not
be translated to or from the Esparanto.
Science writer Margaret Wertheim on the outsider physics of
James Carter, including a demonstration of his giant smoke ring generator made
from garbage cans and a disco fog machine.
PLUS: A rare screening of the hippy-era interpretive dance
film depiction of Protein Synthesis directed by Robert Alan Weiss for the
Department of Chemistry of Stanford University .
Also on view will be the IFF’s current exhibit Making Space
featuring the in-progress business-card model of the Mosely Snowflake Fractal
Sponge Tower
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
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