Monday, August 24, 2009

Puppy Fix


Ex-Westminster competitor and Auntie to Nigel Ch Winway Portofino Of Sportingfield had a litter of 9 (!) puppies 6 weeks back and we just got out to Dr. Suzy's for a look-see. Here are some pictures. I'm not sure which is which, but I think the one biting my toe is Fundog Millionaire.




Sunday, August 23, 2009

It’s a Crumby World...


The recent announcement that the Hammer Museum would be displaying the complete original pages of Robert Crumb's new adaptation of The Book of Genesis reminded me that I hadn't posted a link to this piece, which we rushed to press just in time for Comicon. Strangely, it's disappeared from the WEEKLY website, so I'll reprint it here in its entirety.

... But it Could Be Worse

Since 2005’s benchmark MOCA/Hammer “Masters of American Comics” exhibit, there has been a growing acceptance in the art world of graphic narrative as a legitimate medium – ranging from the industry-wide influx of young experimentalists from the Providence/Kramer’s Ergot axis to the belated recognition of neglected “masters” like Basil Wolverton, whose ultra-grotesque 50’s-era caricatures (among other, even stranger, works – like his hyper-rendered apocalyptic illustrations for Herbert W. Armstrong's Radio Church of God) are currently on view at NY’s prestigious Gladstone Gallery (Matthew Barney, Lari Pittman, Richard Prince) in an exhibit culled from the collection of local hardware magnate Glenn Bray by ex-pat LA artist Cameron Jamie.

Of course, Bray’s unparalleled collection was the basis for an earlier selection of Wolverton’s work exhibited in a slightly more off-Broadway venue – Santa Ana’s Grand Central Art Center to be exact. The GCAC’s 2007 “The Original Art of Basil Wolverton” (for which I wrote a catalog essay) was a typically idiosyncratic offering from this unique venue, whose 10-year exhibition history has blurred boundaries between high and lowbrow, insider and outsider, real and fake – with shows like Thomas Kinkade’s first ever museum survey (curated by Jeffrey Vallance) and “100 Artists See Satan.”


For their latest blur-job, the GCAC is hosting a traveling retrospective of an artist whom critic Robert Hughes has compared to Goya and designated “the Breugel of the 20th century.” Thanks to Terry Zwigoff’s 1995 documentary, Robert Crumb achieved a level of timeless mainstream branding that allowed him to transcend his association with Haight-Ashbury’s Summer of Love and become the default public stereotype for the “wacky underground comic artist” – though it’s hard to hold onto the claim to continued countercultural credibility when one’s deadpan adaptation of “The Book of Genesis” is heralded by a 12-page excerpt in The New Yorker (June 8).

Not that Crumb has anything left to prove – as the creator of the underground comics genre with his self-published Zap Comix (as well as his less celebrated 80’s zine Weirdo -- a crucial continuation of the underground tradition through the Reagan era) and with 17 volumes of collected work (plus 10 facsimile sketchbooks and innumerable anthologies, coffee-table tomes, collected letters, etc.) of his intricately rendered, old-timey-fetishism-meets-psychedelic-pornographic-class-rage narratives published by the amazing Seattle-based Fantagraphics, Crumb’s legacy is pretty much unassailable.


The question is, why would you go to a museum to see this work, when so much of it is so readily available in its intended mass-media format? Earlier incarnations of “R. Crumb's Underground” – organized by San Francisco’s Yerba Buena center for the Arts and curated by Todd Hignite (the man behind the sumptuous if sporadically available Comic Art Magazine) – sought to deflect this thorny question through the inclusion of giant blow-ups of Crumb characters, including the artist’s own “lifesize” sculptural rendition of his 80s erotic icon Devil Girl.

Although one of the most charming pieces in the GCAC’s reduced version of the show is sculptural – a collection of anthropomorphically doodled-upon wooden Spoolmen created in the last couple of years – Crumb’s world is fundamentally 2-dimensional, and the reasons for leaving the comfort of your armchair to visit it are also twofold. Firstly, there’s the lingering Benjamin-stylee aura of the handmade object, given additional layers of convolution through the lens of comic collector fetishism and the tremendous historical impact many of these drawings had when reproduced around the world.


Secondly – and most importantly – is the opportunity to make a close inspection of Crumb’s craft. The phenomenal fluency and graceful labor-intensity of his best work is unsurpassed in contemporary graphic arts, but this only becomes clear when you see the originals, and realize that this is actual ink put on actual paper – and there’s no Wite-out! Drawing almost entirely from a single collection, “R. Crumb's Underground” isn’t the quintessential museum show the artist deserves – maybe the Centre Georges Pompidou in Crumb’s adopted homeland will come through in that department – but it’s a strong representative sampling of his half-century oeuvre.

One anomalous oddity in the show is a video shot in the early 70s at one of the Zap comics collaborative drawing jams where most of the Zap comix crew (including a hot young Robert Williams), joined by Gilbert “Freak Brothers” Shelton are seen producing one of their stoner montages. About halfway through, they’re joined by a slightly older, relatively square-looking man who is greeted reverentially and invited into the mix. This is Harvey Kurtzman, probably the only person who could challenge Crumb’s claim as the father of underground comics.


While Zap was undeniably the first in a series of explosions that changed the world’s ideas about the possibilities of graphic narrative, the fuse had been lit a generation earlier, when Kurtzman – mastermind behind EC Comics’ now-legendary war titles Two Fisted Tales and Frontline Combat – pitched a satirical humor comic that became MAD. Under Kurtzman’s guidance between 1952 and 1956, MAD combined his own prodigious talents with those of Wally Wood, Will Elder, and Jack Davis to raise parody to a delirious new medium that generally surpassed the artfulness of its conventional mainstream targets.

MAD lit the fuse that reached critical mass with the underground comics phenomenon of the 60s and 70s (and can be reliably credited as the inspiration for Roger Ebert’s giddy postmodern scripts for Russ Meyer’s Up! and Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, amond other non-comic cultural milestones), but by the time of his death in 1993, Kurtzman was virtually unknown outside the world of comic fandom – and aficionados of Playboy’s “Little Annie Fanny” on which he’d –ahem—lavished his talents for the previous twenty-five years. This obscurity has been gradually subsiding since then, and has reached a new plateau with two recent publications. Though most of his MAD work has been readily available in some form of reprint since its original publication (most recently in two “Mad Archives” anthologies from DC) it was only recently that his subsequent publishing venture Humbug saw the reprint light of day – thanks again to Fantagraphics.


Kurtzman left MAD in a tussle for artistic control, pursuing Trump a glossy, deep-pocket dream gig for Hugh Hefner that tanked after two issues. His next brilliant career move was to start a more expensive, poorly printed B&W variation on the MAD formula, funded and published by a collective of fellow artists. Surprisingly, it actually lasted for 11 issues. Literate and subtle, yet still retaining passages of the claustrophobic associative horror vacuii of Kurtzman & Elder’s gag-clogged MAD panelage, Humbug is one of the great lost treasures of American humor, miraculously reissued in a high quality format unimaginable in its original pulp incarnation.

After the collapse of Humbug, Kurtzman spent a couple of years in freelance limbo, producing some of his most distinctively loopy solo work – a gorgeous beat adaptation of The Grasshopper and the Ant for Esquire, the first all-original graphic novel (Harvey Kurtzman’s Jungle Book – a complete flop), an epic unfinished reimagining of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, and much more. These, along with samples spanning Kurtzman’s entire oeuvre, are represented in “The Art of Harvey Kurtzman: The Mad Genius of Comics” from Abrams.


This lavishly illustrated doorstop of a book -- compiled by underground artist/publisher Denis Kitchen and pop history prof Paul Buhle – covers several other lesser known periods of Kurtzman’s career, including his pre-EC comic work, and his final venture into magazines – the as-yet-unreprinted early 60s HELP!, cofounded by James “Famous Monsters of Filmland” Warren, and featuring the editorial talents of Gloria Steinem and Terry Gilliam, as well as featuring the first published work by several future underground comix stars – including R. Crumb, whom Kurtzman famously sent on a fact-finding mission to Bulgaria.


Sadly, the book’s subtitle is a bit of a misnomer, as Kurtzman’s career was largely defined by compromise in the interests of fiscal security, as epitomized by his lengthy tenure under Hef’s thumb churning out the slick, overdetermined “Fanny.” Kurtzman knew that his best work resulted from complete autonomy, but it was rarely an option. Maybe if he’d been born 10 years later and made the Zap scene as a player, things would have been different. Different, yeah – like there would have been no Zap scene, and there would have been no R. Crumb, and there would never have been a MAD Magazine – or a Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. That’s a world you don’t want to visit.

R. Crumb's Underground
closed Aug 16
Cal State Fullerton Grand Central Art Center
125 N. Broadway, Santa Ana, CA 92701-8237

The Art of Harvey Kurtzman: The Mad Genius of Comics
Denis Kitchen and Paul Buhle Introduction by Harry Shearer
Abrams ComicArts
ISBN: 0-8109-7296-4

Humbug
Harvey Kurtzman et al
Fantagraphics
ISBN: 156097933X

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Bacharach, Jonestown, John Cage, Rasputin, & Music for Airedales


For those who want to verify the spuriousness of my claim to being an "experimental musician" I've just uploaded the individual tracks for the audio sampler created for last Fall's Untidy retrospective to my website in progress. Click here to visit the page. And thanks for listening.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Nigel's Recent Press Roundup


M.A. & Nigel are the subject of one of the first in a projected series of spotlight profiles by J. Gerard Schwerdt on the K9 Nose Work web page.

"When you mention the breed name “Whippet”, what usually comes to mind is a slender, athletic racing dog running around a track at speeds up to forty miles per hour, chasing a fast-moving artificial prey object. That life may have suited Nigel, a five-year old Whippet owned and handled by M.A. Peers. But for now he is content to be unique among dogs of his breed. According to M.A., “I know and compare notes with a number of people who do competitive dog sports with Whippets and Greyhounds. So far, I haven’t managed to convince any other sight hound people that this [sport] is great for our dogs. So Nigel is the only Whippet doing nose work that I know of.” Nigel’s slow, deliberate movement while searching for odor belies the fact that he was bred for speed, and lots of it, at a moment’s notice."

Continue reading about Nigel's Nosework triumphs here or ATJ

Saturday, August 15, 2009

General Monty's Campaign


MA's always complaining that I don't put up images of Portfolio in a correct show stack, so I finally got around to it. The trick is that is comes from the blog of one of Portfolio's colleagues, Monty (he's the other dog you can see through the metal whippet eye in the Lompoc entry below). You can visit his blog here to get a funny, finely documented account of the whippet campaign trail, the triumph of agony, etc. plus movies, more Portfolio (and nemesis Viggo!), Canine good Citizenship, and hand-knitted bamboo yarn baby kimonas! What are you waiting for?

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

North to Lompoc: No Pets/Yes Men


Fans of retired racing greyhound Al Gordon (RIP) will recall his Competition Obedience triumphs at the annual Combined Western Sighthound Specialties at Ryon Park in Lompoc, CA. This year we decided to run up the credit card so that Portfolio could kick some more Conformation butt, and so we could see 107 whippets in one place at the same time.


Portfolio was pulled out by the judge for a close comparison with his ongoing nemesis, the dreaded Viggo. It was clearly a difficult decision and, sadly, the judge went with conventional wisdom instead of deep intuition. Portfolio nevertheless got 2nd in his class of five dogs and won a delightful orange and lime-green horsey toy in addition to his ribbonage.


Its always an adventure visiting these off-the-beaten-path communities, but the weirdest moment came just after our arrival. We took a chance on visiting the show site around 10 PM - thinking the dogs could get a little run in after being cooped up in the rental SUV - and lucked out, finding we could set up our canopy, crates, etc, so we wouldn't have to do it in the morning. It must have been close to midnight when we finally got into the hotel room, and since our cable's been out for a few months, I figured I'd check out what was happening on Adult Swim.


Not much, as it turned out, but then I noticed the Lompoc City cable channel. I had heard about but never checked out the TV version of Democracy Now and the last place I expected to find it was on the civic booster station for a town where migrant workers pick flowers in the shadow of a Federal Penitentiary while prismatic rocket test trails spiral up from Vandenberg Air Force Base. But there it was. I flip the channel, and there are longtime Anti-Conformation activists The Yes Men, hawking their latest cinematic offering The Yes Men Fix the World. It was one of those moments that's so undigestibly WTF that it passes back into the foodchain intact and moves on. If I didn't have these pictures of Andy and Mike and Chloe and Portfolio I'd have thought I dreamed it.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Introducing the Gout Thong!


By popular demand, and developed from a concept by activist/flautist Erik Knutzen, DougH on the Go in conjunction with CafePress is proud to present The Gout Thong - a New American Classic. Don't say we never did anything for you.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Speak of the Devil!


Just after finishing the last post, the WEEKLY not only published my review of Feral house's Love Sex Fear Death: The Inside Story of the Process Church of the Final Judgment but bumped it up to 'Featured Story' status, which almost certainly means I'll be getting another check in the mail (joke). I don't know if I'll have time to compare and contrast versions, but I noticed one glitch in the official print & online version, where - in trying to parse one of my rambling convoluted sentences - some one upstairs misidentified the owner of "the point of view of an overworked acolyte" as Robert de Grimston (picture above) rather than author Timothy Wyllie. They also misplaced my hilarious "Process Cheese" title. So you're better off reading the version below, though please continue to patronize the call-girls, laser vaginal rejuvenators and compassionate dispensaries that are the WEEKLY's honored patrons. I know I will.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Lost Chapter on the Process Church



This piece got bumped for space from the WEEKLY book issue, and is supposed to be printed any day in some form - it was online for a day, then vanished mysteriously! So in case it never surfaces, I present:

Process Cheese and How It Spread

Love Sex Fear Death
The Inside Story of The Process Church of the Final Judgment

by Timothy Wyllie
Edited by Adam Parfrey
304 pages • 7 x 10 • many color images • ISBN: 978-1932595376
Price: $24.95


"The Satanic Ritual Abuse (or SRA) conspiracy fad of the 1980s may have torn apart families, destroyed the lives of innumerable innocent people, and set the credibility of clinical psychology back at least 50 years -- but for fans of sleazy, poorly-researched exploitative true-crime books, it was a godsend. While cognoscenti hold a special place in their hearts for such early fabrications as Michelle Remembers and The Satan Seller, the piece de resistance of the genre was Maury Terry’s enthralling 640-page bestseller The Ultimate Evil, which attributed the Manson, Zodiac, and Son of Sam murders to a global satanic underground masterminded by a sinister cult known as The Process Church of the Final Judgment, led by the shadowy and charismatic Robert de Grimston, who had disappeared from public view in the early 70s.

The only problem was that, by the time Terry’s 1987 magnum opus briefly rekindled the flames of the dwindling SRA media frenzy, de Grimston had reverted to his birth name of Robert Moor and was working an office day job in Staten Island, while the Process Church itself – from which he’d long been excommunicated – had morphed into the Best Friends Animal Sanctuary in Kanab, Utah, the largest no-kill animal shelter in America. Somewhere between these mundane and sensationalist extremes lay the truth about the Process Church and its role in the cultural upheavals in the 60s, but reliable accounts were fragmentary and scattered.

Enter Adam Parfrey and Genesis P. Orridge. Originally teaming up to issue a facsimile collection of the Process’ strikingly designed apocalyptically-charged magazines (which remain highly sought-after collectors items), the Feral House publisher and Throbbing Gristle/Temple of Psychic Youth founder quickly realized that a number of Process insiders were prepared to go on the record about their years with the controversial sect. The result is Love Sex Fear Death: The Inside Story of the Process Church of the Final Judgment – titled after, and reproducing some pages from the group’s glossy underground zine – but dominated by 120 pages of autobiographical reminiscences by Timothy Wyllie AKA Father Micah AKA Mithra AKA Father Jesse, one of the original inner circle that founded the group in London in the early 60s.

Wyllie was friends with former public-school boy and British Army officer DeGrimston (then Moor) at architecture school but had lost contact for a couple of years when, in 1963, he got a call out of the blue. Robert and his new wife Mary Anne had decided to leave Scientology and develop their own program of psychological and spiritual development, based on the use of an e-meter and self-examination in an intensive interview scenario. In the course of his reminiscences, Wyllie reveals what has been rumored for some time – that Robert DeGrimston was more or less a dummy figurehead for the megalomaniacal schemings of Mary Anne.

Mary Anne MacLean had experienced a childhood defined by poverty and neglect in Glasgow before becoming a high-end prostitute in London, supposedly hooking up with Sugar Ray Robinson for a time, before recognizing that her particular talents could be put to more lucrative effect in other areas. As the DeGrimstons’ “Compulsions Analysis” sessions began attracting more and more disaffected proto-hippy types, the group began having remarkable spiritual experiences, and began suspecting that they were not only on the cutting edge of experiential psychological research, but were in fact a chosen spiritual elite ordained to herald the end times.

According to Terry and his ilk, what followed was a rapidly expanding, systematic program of ritual sacrifice and atonal music, designed to precipitate the apocalypse through the summoning of a Celtic death god named Samhain. Wyllie’s account is somewhat more prosaic and farcical, following the Process Church’s random global peregrinations, incoherent channeled theology (which gave equal billing to Satan, Lucifer, Christ and Jehovah) and increasingly totalitarian bureaucratic hierarchy from the point of view of an overworked acolyte who believed he was being guided along a path of spiritual evolution by an incarnate Goddess, or at least a secret Sufi master.

While there are plenty of juicy bits – your flagellation, your sex orgies, your celebrity cameos (yelled at by Klaus Kinski and Miles Davis! Who’da thunk?) – most of the anecdotes in Love Sex Fear Death (abetted by numerous shorter reminiscences and period documents) are sordid in a less titillating sense, as a gradual unraveling of a seemingly sincere moment of collective inspiration into all-too-familiar routines of coercion and greed, charting Wyllie’s inevitable disillusionment with and departure from the New Religion he had helped invent and define. It is a patently un-glamorous saga of indentured panhandling, dumpster-diving, child neglect, public-access proseletysing, and Heathers-level Machiavellianism – detailing the insidious banality of evil more convincingly than Process theology or Maury Terry ever could.

Robert DeGrimston was forced out by Mary Anne in 1974, and after unsuccessfully trying to start a Process revival, gave up and got a real job. Mary Anne kept revising and renaming the group, gradually removing all references to Satan and Lucifer before realizing that it was easier to persuade the rubes to part with their hard-earned jack for the protection of poor little defenseless animals than to facilitate the immanentization of the eschaton. Ultra-ironically, Wyllie recounts a rumor that her death in 2005 was the result of an attack by feral dogs who’d broken out of their “sanctuary.” Who says Jehovah doesn’t have a sense of humor?"

Sunday, July 19, 2009

About the Gout


After regular periodic mentions on this blog, many readers sometimes ask: What is the Gout and what does it look like? I have included the above psychedelic landscape of the joint above my right big toe, taken in the third week of my recent attack (after it migrated from my left knee), and refer you otherwise to the Wikipedia article, which begins:

"Gout is a disease hallmarked by elevated levels of uric acid in the bloodstream. In this condition, crystals of monosodium urate (MSU) or uric acid are deposited on the articular cartilage of joints, tendons, and surrounding tissues. It is marked by transient painful attacks of acute arthritis initiated by crystallization of urates within and about the joints and eventually leads to chronic gouty arthritis and the deposition of masses of urates in joints and other sites, creating tophi. Gout results from a combination of prolonged elevation of uric acid and overall acidity in the bloodstream. In isolation, neither elevated uric acid nor acidity is sufficient to cause gout. Historically, it was known as the "The Disease of Kings" or "Rich man's disease".

The Wikipedia entry also reproduces this excellent 1799 etching by British caricaturist James Gillray who was afflicted by the condition and died in mental hospital after an unsuccessful suicide attempt:

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Over Sideways Down Under Painting


"In Australia in 1971, a 30-year-old white Sydney schoolteacher named Geoff Bardon took a posting in the Aboriginal-relocation community of Papunya in the outback west of Alice Springs, teaching art to the children of the patchwork indigenous community. When he began to encourage them to paint the traditional patterns they habitually traced in the sand — instead of the westernized cowboy-and-Indian scenarios that were expected of them — he inadvertently triggered one of the most remarkable artistic events of the 20th century. The Western Desert Art Movement began as a sudden outpouring of traditional visual material by dirt-poor male Aboriginal elders in this unlikely remote location, and has basically continued unabated, while expanding into a successful multibillion-dollar niche of the international art market and a major source of economic support, cultural pride and political empowerment for the indigenous Australian people."


"Less than two years after arriving in Papunya, having broken under the pressure of racist individuals and institutions that wanted to stick to helping the natives with the tried-and-true strategies of incremental genocide, a.k.a. assimilation (and Johnny-on-the-spot carpetbaggers eager to cheat the artists out of even the relative pittances their canvases fetched in those early days), Bardon fled the settlement in the middle of the night, and unwittingly committed himself into the hands of notorious psychiatrist Harry Bailey, whose MK-ULTRA-style “treatments” consisted of lengthy induced barbiturate comas spiked with massive electroshocks — sometimes on a daily basis and often unauthorized. Twenty-six people died while under his care, and many others — Bardon included — were left permanently disabled. Continual pressure from dissatisfied customers, activists (including Scientology!) and journalists finally got Bailey’s “deep-sleep therapy” clinic shut down, and Bailey killed himself in 1985 in the face of a government investigation."


"This peculiar and tragic story of almost accidental inspiration and martyrdom lies uneasily at the center of the history of contemporary Australian Aboriginal painting, so it’s appropriate that a short documentary on Bardon’s Papunya experience — 2004’s Mr. Patterns, --directed by Catriona McKenzie — runs, like an anomalous apparition from another world, looped on a monitor in the middle of the UCLA Fowler Museum’s two concurrent exhibits of Western Desert Painting. Which is an interesting inversion, since the paintings themselves are, more or less, portals to another dimension."

Read the rest of Outback Renaissance here

Visit the official website for the Icons of the Desert exhibit here.

See Icons of the Desert and Innovations in Western Desert Painting 1972-1999 at the UCLA Fowler Museum through August 2

Images top to bottom: Johnny Warangkula Tjupurrula Water Dreaming at Kalipinypa, Tim Leura Tjapaltjarri Yam Spirit Dreaming, Mick Namararri Tjapaltjarri Big Cave Dreaming with Ceremonial Object, all works 1972, Collection of John and Barbara Wilkerson, Photos by Tony De Camillo

Thursday, July 2, 2009

North, to Victorian Ferndale, and Partway Back


I've been weirdly crippled for the last 2 weeks from what I believe is a new left knee-centric manifestation of The Gout. In spite of this, we succeeded in making the journey north to the Humboldt County Fairgrounds in beautiful Victorian Ferndale for the Lost Coast Kennel Club's annual 2-day show. I managed to get a good deal on an SUV rental with Priceline, but when we got around to looking for shelter, we found ourselves looking at $120 plus $20 per dog (X3!) per night, until I discovered the peculiar world of KOA Kampgrounds -- a family-oriented franchise chain noted for its miniature golf facilities and standardized faux rustic Kamping Kabins. 


A weird thing happened on Thursday as we were driving to Burbank Airport to pick up the rental SUV -- we were stuck in unusually heavy traffic around noon on the I-5, listening to a mix CD I made and the demo version of the Jacksons' "Shake Your Body" came on and I said "Michael Jackson" and M.A. said "Michael Jackson's causing this traffic jam? What did he do?" That got me thinking what a sad weird life he had, then when we got home it turned out he had just died. Mere coincidence?


As we headed north, we kept using dog-travel resource fieldbooks to try to locate dog-friendly facilities where three whippets could cut loose with impunity, but kept getting lost. Finally we gave up, and would just bail off the freeway on the outskirts of Bakersfield or wherever, and within minutes were able to locate an empty fenced-off soccer field or playground. This may just testify to the relative plenitude of public space (particularly the un-padlocked variety) outside of LA, but the whole trip was sort of infused with an improvisational grace.


We drove straight through, something like 12 hours. The last part was really David Lynchian, winding through the redwoods with almost no traffic, brights on, sinuous lines of reflector traffic beads pulsing like a Bridget Riley animation, occasional giant trees jutting into the road, or a sudden panoramic array of brightly colored chainsaw-carved cartoon figures emerging from the void, only to be swallowed back again immediately. Good thing I only ate half that brownie! We arrived at the KOA Kampground at 3 or so, found our Kabin and let the dogs romp silently in the standard K-9 Kompound, all of which are equipped with dwarf agility equipment. Here is a detail of the sun-blasted bulletin board adjoining the men's restroom which I discovered in the morning after a few hours shut-eye:


We backtracked a few miles from Eureka to Ferndale and found the Fairgrounds where the dog show was happening. Portfolio did very well on Saturday, winning his first Best of Breed and thereby earning the first point toward his Championship. I got a chance to explore the Fairgrounds and take some pictures, then the whippets practiced their Nosework before they all got their first experience of lure coursing -- a sport where a plastic bag (or something) is dragged around a field in an elaborate pattern very quickly, simulating a bunny running away. Nigel tried a racetrack version a year or so back, and just didn't get it, but he was right on top of the motherfucker this time. Portfolio also did well, and Chloe delivered a breakout performance complete with head-over-heels tumble into the finish line. 

We crashed briefly back at the Kampground, then no-sleep addled, decided to check out the Samoan Peninsula. We didn't have the time to check out their famous Historic Samoa Cookhouse - the last surviving lumber camp-style cookhouse in the West, built in 1893 - but the dog guide lady guided us true in that the place is surrounded by amazing deserted beaches, and the dogs went crazy again. As the sun sank into the Pacific, Chloe posed for her upcoming solo acoustic torch song album cover, and they almost met a seal.


On Sunday Portfolio won 1st in his Class of one, but didn't receive any further accolades, but we had to stick around for the raffle as there was a heavy clear Lucite silhouette of a doberman - a used trophy in fact - up for grabs, and I wanted it for a friend. I didn't win it, but I did come away with a new waterproof overcoat for Chloe. We finally hit the road but realized another 12 hour marathon was out of the question, and since I had had to book the SUV through Monday, the only question was where to stop. We did take a detour to drive thru the Chandelier Drive-Thru Tree in Leggett - Chloe found her passage blocked in the nearby non-drive-thru (but taggable) tree. Also pictured, the sun-blasted KOA Eureka men's restroom bulletin board version of the attraction:




After a doggie break in Santa Rosa I had a brainwave and pulled over into a strip mall Starbucks to try and get online. The Starbucks was closed, but their wi-fi was up and I learned they have a proprietary deal with ATT, and wanted $3.99 to log on. Fuck that. Driving around the parking lot, I picked up another signal, and thanks to Safeway.com I was able to find and book a KOA Kabin in Petaluma, just north of San Francisco. An altogether more gentrified Kampground, where - strangely, for the most wired city in the world - I couldn't get online at all - probably due to all the regular American families managing their facebook accounts, playing WOW and DLing porn in the wilderness LOL.


In the morning we decided to take the #1 highway down past Big Sur - something we've wanted to do for 20 years and never got around to. We stopped by in Santa Cruz for a Falafel at the place by the Casino (!) and I took a picture of the back of this beat camper with some kind of pink petroglyph blankie in the window. Santa Cruz. We wound through the clouds on down the coast, stopping to capture images of the whippets mimicking the pose struck by a Hollywood shiksa seconds earlier (scrreee! Shoot me Daddy! click. VROOM!) Anyway, I realized that the reason I never got around to making the trip before was that I subconsciously realized if I ever did I would immediately want to give it all up and live naked in a treehouse on the grounds of the Esalen Institute. Which is where I am now. Thank god they have wi-fi!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Hi Good Free in Torrance Friday!



As part of the new programming at the Torrance Art Museum, Los Angeles based artist/curator/critic Doug Harvey has selected Lee Lynch's film titled "Ned's Draw" -- a neo-revisionist True Crime Western -- as the inaugural installment of the TAM's new film series. The film will be supplemented with live acting and an installation. 
Doug has also selected a new short by Eric Wright & Cathy Ward titled "Passing" which is narrated by LM Kit Carson who wrote Paris, Texas.

Los Angeles artists Gustavo Herrera & Spencer Douglass will kick off the evening with their piece "Buffalo Mierda".

Friday, June 19, 2009
8:00pm
Torrance Art Museum
3320 Civic Center Dr.
Torrance, CA
90509

MAP

Monday, June 15, 2009

GLOW Girls à Go-Go in the OC!



"The impression most people have of the history and meaning of 20th-century abstract painting basically involves a bunch of can-do postwar East Coast American dudes systematically stripping away subjective frills such as “content” to arrive at the monochromatic squares and precise geometric diagrams of Minimalism and Conceptualism, which allegedly refer to nothing outside themselves.



I’m not sure if any of the actual artists in question would subscribe to this version of history, but it has nonetheless seeped into the surface levels of our collective cultural consciousness, effectively burying a deeper and more complex story — a story less about real men optimizing the efficiency of the decoration industry and more about a bunch of middle-aged ladies wandering the desert in search of transcendental light.



However glossed over in the interests of secular technophilia, this alternate account of the significance of capital-A Abstraction keeps bubbling up, most elegantly in 2005’s 3 x Abstraction: New Methods of Drawing by Hilma af Klint, Emma Kunz and Agnes Martin (possibly the best show ever hosted by the Santa Monica Museum of Art) but perhaps most emphatically in LACMA’s 1986 exhibit (and exhaustive catalog) The Spiritual in Art: Abstract Painting 1890-1985. Aside from af Klint, one of my personal revelations from that show was local mystic Agnes Pelton, who spent her most productive years in Palm Springs–adjacent Cathedral City, painting luminous, symmetrical conflations of the natural and inner landscapes that teeter between geometric decoration and symbolic illustration; between sumptuous formal design and painting deployed as a tool for entering (and prompting) altered states of consciousness.



After experiencing the disproportionate presence manifested by Pelton’s Sandstorm (1932) in LACMA’s sprawling, cluttered millennial Made in California extravaganza — the modestly scaled but optically riveting oil painting actually caught and held my attention from across the vast museum lobby — I became a little obsessed. Pelton, born in 1881, had quintessentially beat-bohemian credentials. Though born into money, her maternal grandfather — journalist Theodore Tilton — had struck a major blow to American sexual Puritanism by suing his friend Congregationalist minister Henry Ward Beecher, an abolitionist but vocal opponent of the “Free Love” movement, for adultery with his wife. The resultant front-page trial did considerable damage to Beecher’s reputation (and the political credibility of overt sexual repression), and drove Tilton into exile in a Parisian boarding house, where he supported himself by writing poetry. That was the mother’s side. Pelton’s father, a globetrotting bipolar Louisiana sugar heir, OD’d on morphine when Agnes was 9."

Read the rest of Luminous Dames: Georgia, Agnes, Agnes, & Florence at OCMA here


See the show through Sept 6th at the Orange County Museum of Art.

Images all Agnes Pelton; top to bottom: White Fire (c. 1930), The Voice (1930), Light Center (1960-61), Sand Storm (1932)

Monday, June 8, 2009

A Sense of Entitlement


All Hail Sporting Fields' Nigel, NW1! Nigel is the first whippet to have earned the Nosework 1 title, though doubtless many will follow his lead. Always a trailblazer, Nigel was among the first group of pet dogs to pursue this new field of competitive canine sport, which evolved from drug and bomb sniffing training and involves locating arbitrarily scented cotton swabs hidden variously on a vehicle, in a room, in an exterior space, and in one of a series of boxes.You can learn more about Nosework classes and competitions at www.funnosework.com

Above: Nigel nails the exterior search. It was in the watering can.
Below: Nigel with his ribbon.