Friday, June 21, 2013

Solstice Yard Waste in Search of a Match


After a decade of neglect, the fabricated legalese of our psychotic neighbor - a midwestern cross-dresser whose drag persona is based on Mary Tyler Moore - persuaded the Landlord to send his house trombonist to trim the overgrown Bougainvillea spilling over from Ms. Moore's yard (s/he suffers from Boundary Confusion Disorder). We were left with several temporary (I hope!) environmental sculptural forms, two of which I present for your consideration. I'm tempted to spark one up and commence to leaping, but the whole goddam shithouse would probably take. No great loss, but there's books and records in there!


Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Downey? I don't even remember.


Nigel bundled in the minivan. It was that Rally-Obedience Annual Thing. What was it? Look at that foot! Paw I mean. Heading home after dark I think. Hence the flash and the faux-Chloe eye.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

BRUUUUUUCE!

Exclusive preview of Bruce Lee bronze statue about to be unveiled in Chinatown. Here, Bruce seems to be saying "It's been a bad day; please don't take your picture!" in his charming patois. Visitors to LA's historic tourist destination will now have an opportunity to commemorate their adventure with a souvenir photo. But be sure to stay behind the  little white fence and "Please Keep Off the Statue"! This has been a DougH on the Go! Exclusive!